baboushkat:

the optician asked me how many hours i spend on my laptop yesterday and i really quietly said “10-14” and she said “pardon?” 4 times

elenasbuttcheeks:

You guys do not understand how out of hand my obsession with the double rainbow that is Elena Gilbert is. 

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

hitlervevo:

im like 500% sure that those yahoo people are going to get on tumblr and read posts about people shipping clothes and obama fanfiction and bad puns and get convinced that we are meth addicts and are gonna call the police

how the hell do you ship clothes

the romantic kind of shipping not the mailing of clothing products

” I found a liquor store.” “And?” “And I drank it.”

braydaaan:

if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

frank-schlongbottom:

i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much

but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.

so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.

they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like

a page and a half

wtf guys

get your shit together

randyfromchasevisa:

do re me fa so la ti do

vanillish:

Enough about yahoo lets talk about me

foreveralone-lyguy:

When I was 4 my babysitter was pissed off at me and said she ran out of patience with me then I asked her what her patients names were so she stopped being mad